A day in the life: 2 years old

August 11, 2010

2 years old

This little guy turned 2 last week. Oh how I love you Lincoln! You make my heart happy and I can't imagine life without you. High pitch scream and all...

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April said...: Happy Birthday!

Don't you just love the screaming?; August 11, 2010 at 9:42 AM

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from the mouth of ezra

"Mommy, I can't be quiet or my tummy will hurt then I will throw up"

"I can't feed baby Lincoln with my nipples because they aren't big like mommies" 10/4/08

I just put a new outfit on Ezra...
Me: You look so cool Ezra!
Ezra: (Looking at himself) Yeah I do look cool
Me: Yep
Ezra: (Looking at me) Mom you don't look cool
10/13/08

Ezra looking at a plane that leaves the white marks in the sky... "oh no mommy, that plane is scratching the sky!"10/21/08

Ezra: (holding up lingerie) mom is this a dress?
Me: Uhhhhh (thinking, oh crap where did he get that!) sure buddy.
Ezra: Does it fit you?
Me: Yeah
Ezra: No it doesn't!
OUCH!10/25/08

I want to wrestle then get sweaty then take a shower then jump on your bed, ahhh! 11/14/08

"Mommy, I want to tell you a fancy secret." 11/21/08

"Mommy, are you going to pour the juice in your nipples so Lincoln can have some?" 12/1/08

Ezra: Mommy
Me: What's up
Ezra: (In the sweetest voice) Can you do me a favor?
Me: Of course! What is it?
Ezra: Can you clean my room?1/15/09

"Mommy, you're not the best anymore because you yell at me!"

"Mommy, I want to go to the Las Vegas Temple where we were sealed together."

"Mommy, my big boy muscles are stronger than your girl muscles" 3/19/09

"Does the dark make your boobies hurt?" 7/6/09

"What would happen if girls went pee standing up... that would be funny hahaha" 7/23/09

"Oh man, I have a tummy freeze!" (instead of a brain freeze)

"Mom, your van hates me." 10/1/09

My sister Jessica asked Ezra what boys like and he said "Monster trucks, volcanoes and toys on tv."

"Mom, it looks like there is a peanut in my poop... maybe because I ate rice krispies."

"When I eat food it turns into guys fighting in my belly!"

This is how Ezra's prayer went tonight, "Heavenly Father bless daddy at work to be safe and to make a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot of money and to come home safely. Jesus amen."

Ezra: Does the Easter bunny only give baskets to good boys?
Me: Yep
Ezra: Am I a good boy?
Me: Of course you are.
Ezra: Then why hasn't the Easter bunny left me weapons?

Note: Toby is my grandparents dog.

Ezra: Why is Toby so mean
Me: I don't know. He's just a punk
Ezra: Is it because he wants to protect the city from evil?

Ezra: I need some wrapping paper
Me:Why?
Ezra: I need it for the gate to my heart

Me: Ezra please stop spraying that! I can smell it in here.
Ezra: Why? Is it because you have a good nose factory?

"After turtles mate they probably think hmm I need a snack."

"When I touch God's spirit it makes my legs hurt."

Ezra: You know the Hotel the one we stayed in?
Me: Yeah, the Monte Carlo
Ezra: That hotel is as beautiful as the most beautifulest girl with makeup on!

"Next time we go to the bank no more lollipops for me, I want money!"

I'm lying on my bed and Ezra comes in my room and pats my butt and said "What is this gigantic thing?"

Me: Lincoln, STOP jumping on my bed!!!
Ezra: New rule, every time moms says stop jumping on the bed... keep doing it!

As my grandma would say... little shits!

August 11, 2010

2 years old

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