Here's a day in the life for ya...

I hate this dog... don't judge me. If you lived in the same house as him, you would too.

He is old. He uses the house like it's his bathroom. He growls at the kids if they come near him. He is deaf so he barks all the time. I think because he can maybe hear himself. I don't know. The problem is, he is old! So,   the saying is true, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Oh and side note: Grandpa threw a meatball at him (not in a mean way) and now there is a perfect round red   spot on his butt where the meatball hit him. Awesome.